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Rainy Day Affair ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bull Gates, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. Bull Gates

    Bull Gates Byte Poster

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    A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband
    was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with
    her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
    husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out
    the window and yelled to her lover. Quick jump out the
    window. My husband's home early!! "I can't jump out
    the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the
    sheets "It's raining out there!" "If my husband
    catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
    "He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun,
    the rain is the least of your problems!" So the
    boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
    jumps out the window! As he began running down the
    street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he
    had run right into the middle of the town's annual
    marathon. So he started running alongside the others,
    about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes
    tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he
    could. After a little while, a small group of runners,
    which had been studying him with some curiosity,
    jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one
    asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
    so wonderfully free." Another runner moved alongside.
    "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you
    under your arm?" "Oh, yes" our friend answered
    breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the
    end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a
    third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
    "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
    "Nope.........just when it's raining."
     
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  2. Missy

    Missy Byte Poster

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    Good one Bull :super :-)
    Missy
     
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