Rainy Day Affair ...

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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband
was at work. One wet and rainy day she was in bed with
her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
husband's car pull into the driveway. She looked out
the window and yelled to her lover. Quick jump out the
window. My husband's home early!! "I can't jump out
the window!" came the strangled reply from beneath the
sheets "It's raining out there!" "If my husband
catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied.
"He's got a very quick temper and a very large gun,
the rain is the least of your problems!" So the
boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and
jumps out the window! As he began running down the
street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he
had run right into the middle of the town's annual
marathon. So he started running alongside the others,
about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes
tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he
could. After a little while, a small group of runners,
which had been studying him with some curiosity,
jogged closer. "Do you always run in the nude?" one
asked. "Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
so wonderfully free." Another runner moved alongside.
"Do you always run carrying your clothes with you
under your arm?" "Oh, yes" our friend answered
breathlessly. "That way I can get dressed right at the
end of the run and get in my car to go home!" Then a
third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried.
"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"
"Nope.........just when it's raining."

 

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Good one Bull
Missy