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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Leehaa, Jan 24, 2007.

  1. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    Hey!

    What gets longer when pulled,
    Fits between your boobs,
    Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when
    jerked???
     
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  2. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    silly putty?
     
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  3. Fergal1982

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    a telescope?
     
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  4. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    ohhhh, i never even thought of that one. Good guess Fergal.
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    My imagination ?!! :hhhmmm




    :tongue
     
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  6. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    You put silly putty between your boobs, is that a cleavage enhancing trick? :p
     
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  7. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    only when you have a sex change can I share the secrets of duck tape and silly putty for women. Sorry blue.8)
     
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  8. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    LMAO :biggrin
     
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  9. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, just read thru this, made me smile on a thursday morning, always good :twisted:
     
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  10. r.h.lee

    r.h.lee Gigabyte Poster

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    Leehaa,

    I have a clarification question. Male or female boobs?
     
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  11. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    :biggrin :rolleyes: ... well I suppose it could be both...but I was thinking the fairer sex.
     
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  12. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    Hey!

    What gets longer when pulled,
    Fits between your boobs (both female and man boobs),
    Inserts neatly in a hole and works best when
    jerked???
     
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  13. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Hmmm, a choke chain :rolleyes:
     
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  14. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    A shoelace?:oops:
     
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  15. twizzle

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    a chicken???:twisted:
     
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  16. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    ha ha ha - nooooo, but getting warmer (kind of!)
     
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  17. r.h.lee

    r.h.lee Gigabyte Poster

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    Seat Belt!
     
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  18. Leehaa

    Leehaa Gigabyte Poster

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    :eek:

    :cheers :cheers :cheers VG!
     
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  19. Cockles

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    The Riddler has nothing on you!!

    Batman had best beware, new villain(ess) in town
     
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  20. noelg24

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    we're doomed :twisted: I can just see the costume now...
     
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