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Presents for the Wife

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 20, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks.

    After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her."

    After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her."

    The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    ROTFLMAO. Nice one Callum.:D
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  3. Rosy
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    Rosy Megabyte Poster

    Fantastic! :p
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    You realize that if this was a biker chick, she's say,"Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old man a t-shirt and an electric fan. I figured if he didn't like the t-shirt, then he could go bl*w himself".
    :eek: :oops:
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