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Pot Noodle..Isn't it....

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Malnomates, Jun 16, 2006.

  1. Malnomates

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    A Welsh Love Story.

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of
    impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite
    chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
    Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with
    even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled
    downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door frame,
    gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in
    heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were
    literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his Devoted Welsh
    wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
    landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

    His aged and withered hand trembled towards a cookie at the edge of the
    table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife with a spatula.

    "F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."
     
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  2. Phil
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    roflmao nice one :thumbleft
     
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