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PMS guide

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    THE HORMONE HOSTAGE



    THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN

    THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH

    & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY

    GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE

    IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,

    CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

    DANGEROUS:
    SAFER:
    SAFEST:
    ULTRA SAFE:

    WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
    CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
    WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
    HERE, HAVE

    SOME WINE.

    ARE YOU

    WEARING THAT?
    WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
    WOW!

    LOOK AT YOU!
    HERE, HAVE

    SOME WINE.

    WHAT ARE YOU

    SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
    COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
    HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
    HERE, HAVE

    SOME WINE.

    SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
    YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
    CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
    HERE, HAVE

    SOME WINE.

    WHAT DID

    YOU DO

    ALL DAY?
    I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
    I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
    HERE, HAVE

    SOME MORE

    WINE.


    12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

    1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

    2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

    3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

    4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

    5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

    6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

    7. PARDON MY SOBBING

    8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

    9. PASS MY SWEATS

    10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

    11. PACK MY STUFF

    &&&

    12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

    PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!

    ...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!
     
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  2. Arroryn
    Honorary Member

    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    PMS can also stand for:

    Please Maintain Silence

    aaaand

    Prudent Men Shut (up)

    But it always, always stands for "here, have some wine".

    I deleted that one from our email traps a few weeks ago. Christ knows why :rolleyes: :p
     
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  3. zebulebu

    zebulebu Terabyte Poster

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    LOL

    I deleted this one a few weeks back as well - and ExMerged it out of about twenty internal users' mailboxes after it somehow evaded the chain mail filter.

    Christ's sake Twizzle - it's bad enough i have to see this shite at work all day without coming onto a forum to read it! :biggrin

    Next you'll be posting and telling the forum that:
    MARKS & SPENCERS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH PERSIMMON HOMES, IS GIVING AWAY FREE VOUCHERS

    Or

    Bill Gates Is Shutting Down The Internet...

    :rolleyes:
     
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    WIP: None - f*** 'em
  4. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    We must all be on the same chain then lol as thats how i got it!!

    Funny how our anti-spam and junk mail filters never pick these up!
     
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