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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Jan 12, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    DID I READ THAT SIGN RIGHT?
    Below are some examples of actual signs hanging around places that could be misinterperted.


    In an office:

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW


    In a Laundromat:

    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


    In a London department store:

    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


    In an office:

    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN


    In an office:

    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD


    Outside a second-hand shop:

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?


    Notice in health food shop window:

    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS


    Spotted in a safari park:

    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR


    Seen during a conference:

    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR


    Notice in a farmer's field:

    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


    On a repair shop door:

    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
     
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol, great stuff.

    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

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  3. hoss6800

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    Where is this shop??
     
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