Perfect Life

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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their
perfect car along a winding road,when they noticed
someone at the side of the road
in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint
any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his
toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
and the perfect couple;
and Santa Claus had an accident......Only one of
them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
as
a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.



































So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
the woman must have been
driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men Keep scrolling








































By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
reading, this illustrates another point:
" WOMEN NEVER LISTEN "

 

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ROFL
Yes
That was a fine joke Phil

 

Whoa ! I finaly get the flex joke approval

 

Oh and Rosy, I'm sorry ........ Gav made me do it

 

Whatever, just because he's gone to bed and wont be around till 6 tonight.

 

10 funny points for the man.

 

Rosy would never fall for such a shallow excuse for a lie
<note: Mind you, she did choose SimonV>

@Phil - Top joke, well told, Mate :P

 

Cheap Gav

 

Perhaps Rosy read and complied with the instructions. After all, if she'd read the whole thing, she'd be flaming the lot of you right now. Of course, she could just prefer not to dignify...nahhh.

 

Aaaww, I hurt a boy's feelings ! There, there, Si - she'll forgive you soon enough (maybe

 

No worries Phil - I can't drive and trust me I really don't listen!!!

Jakamoko wrote:
<note: Mind you, she did choose SimonV>

Tell me about it Gav!!! Well I was warned - but as I said I just don't listen - damn I hate being a woman.

Edit: Sorry Si, someone else must have typed the above - you know that I would never say anything nasty about you sweetie!!!

 

Aach, Rosy, yer all woman to me

 

Thanks Gav - right back at you!!!!

 

Why has the shape of a triangle suddenly popped up?

 

SING HOSANNAH !!!




Are you watchin, Ali G ? Aaare yoouu waaatchiing, Ali G ! :P

 

Sorry Jak ..... told you I couldn't drive!!

 

Er Jak... think you got wrong end of stick ... I was saying I think you are all woman too!!!

 

Crawl away slowly and say nothing. Maybe she won't hurt you anymore than she already has.

 

Well, I'm just gonna lie here quietly, with my new paint scheme, and wait for the laughter and derision to just FLOOD into this Thread from here on in

I can tell it's going to be a looong haul !!!

(Nice one, Rosy )