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Perfect Life

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. Phil
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    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
    met. After a perfect
    courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
    Their life together was, of course, perfect.

    One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
    was driving their
    perfect car along a winding road,when they noticed
    someone at the side of the road
    in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped
    to help.

    There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
    Not wanting to disappoint
    any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
    couple loaded Santa and his
    toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving
    along delivering the toys.

    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated
    and the perfect couple;
    and Santa Claus had an accident......Only one of
    them survived the accident.

    Question: Who was the survivor?

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    Answer:

    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
    really existed in the first place. Everyone knows
    there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing
    as
    a perfect man.

    **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
    joke.
    **** Men keep scrolling.



































    So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus,
    the woman must have been
    driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
    Men Keep scrolling








































    By the way, if you're a woman and you're still
    reading, this illustrates another point:
    " WOMEN NEVER LISTEN "
     
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  2. flex22

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    ROFL :!:
    :hammert Yes :!:
    That was a fine joke Phil :clap
     
  3. Phil
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    Whoa ! I finaly get the flex joke approval :D
     
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  4. Phil
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    Oh and Rosy, I'm sorry :oops: ........ Gav made me do it :)
     
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  5. SimonV

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    Whatever, just because he's gone to bed and wont be around till 6 tonight. 8)
     
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  6. AJ

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    Nice one Phil

    :D :D :D

    Andrew
     
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    10 funny points for the man. :sunny
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Rosy would never fall for such a shallow excuse for a lie :!:
    <note: Mind you, she did choose SimonV> :ivn

    @Phil - Top joke, well told, Mate :P
     
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    Cheap Gav :clown
     
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  10. tripwire45
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    Perhaps Rosy read and complied with the instructions. After all, if she'd read the whole thing, she'd be flaming the lot of you right now. Of course, she could just prefer not to dignify...nahhh. :lol:
     
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  11. Jakamoko
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    Aaaww, I hurt a boy's feelings ! There, there, Si - she'll forgive you soon enough (maybe
    :bigcry :sexie
     
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  12. Rosy
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    No worries Phil - I can't drive and trust me I really don't listen!!!

    Jakamoko wrote:
    <note: Mind you, she did choose SimonV>

    Tell me about it Gav!!! Well I was warned - but as I said I just don't listen - damn I hate being a woman.

    Edit: Sorry Si, someone else must have typed the above - you know that I would never say anything nasty about you sweetie!!! :lovly :tune
     
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  13. Jakamoko
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    Aach, Rosy, yer all woman to me :wub
     
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  14. Rosy
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    Thanks Gav - right back at you!!!! :wink:
     
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    Why has the shape of a triangle suddenly popped up? :tune
     
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    SING HOSANNAH !!!
    :angel :angel :angel :angel



    Are you watchin, Ali G ? Aaare yoouu waaatchiing, Ali G ! :P
     
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  17. Rosy
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    Sorry Jak ..... told you I couldn't drive!!
     
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  18. Rosy
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    Er Jak... think you got wrong end of stick ... I was saying I think you are all woman too!!!

    :lol:
     
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    Crawl away slowly and say nothing. Maybe she won't hurt you anymore than she already has. :eek: :knife
     
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  20. Jakamoko
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    Well, I'm just gonna lie here quietly, with my new paint scheme, and wait for the laughter and derision to just FLOOD into this Thread from here on in :cry:

    I can tell it's going to be a looong haul !!! :behead

    (Nice one, Rosy :thumbleft)
    :tongue
     
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