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Payback

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    thought i've been a wee bit unfair to the ladeez of this fine forum recently so here's one for you.

    The Ultimate Fairytale

    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy
    said, "No."
    And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
    camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook
    and
    farted whenever she wanted.

    The end.
     
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  2. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    I like it! :biggrin
     
  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Interesting.:D
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    I think there's ulterior motives going on here, you crawler !!! :biggrin
     
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  5. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    hahaha! ulterior? can't even spell the word..... :tongue
     
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  6. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Nah. Mine would go like this:

    One day, the love of my life asked me to marry him.

    He said yes, and spent the rest of his life building up a great career so he could pay for us to go out all the time, and pay someone else to clean the damned house.

    But I'll keep the farting bit. lol.
     
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  7. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    saucer of milk, table 2!
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  8. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    lmao!!

    That is the scariest cat picture I think I've ever seen.

    That's not exactly a fairy tale. But I've only been with my current boyfriend for 6 months - we're still in the 'honeymoon' period. So I'm not going to sicken you lot with how in love I am. lol.
     
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  9. tripwire45
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    Actually, it sort of highlights the differences between men and women...particularly how we tend to prioritize things. These are stereotypes but there is a certain amount of truth to them.

    I think women care more for a picked up house than men do. Not that we guys want to live in a trashed place but if there's a dirty dish or two in the sink and the bed isn't made, it's not a disaster to us. My wife on the other hand, really wants these little details taken care of.

    The joke highlights that if women lived alone, these particular details would always be taken care of because there'd not be anyone else around with different ideas. Of course it works the same way in reverse.

    Men could drink beer, watch movies with shooting, cussing, and car chases, and fart whenever they wanted to if they lived alone. :biggrin
     
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  10. ffreeloader

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    LOL. It took me 20 years to convince my wife farting around the house wasn't uncouth.
     
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  11. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    Uh oh. When the conversation starts being centered on farting, you know you've passed up several other topics. :blink :oops:
     
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  12. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    20 years freddy?

    i must be lucky then cos mine farted before me! lol! :tongue
     
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  13. JonnyMX

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    My wife does all those things anyway?
    Why's it funny?







    :twisted:
     
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  14. Veteran's son

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    moom, man that is hilarious. :respct
    I needed a good laugh before going to work soon. :biggrin
     
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  15. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    found this site whilst trying to find who said this quote,


    "Did you just fart before me?"

    other guy "Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't realise it was your turn"

    any help would be great in finding the culprit but i think it was morecambe and wise.

    anyhoo, here's the site.
     
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  16. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Great! :biggrin
     
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  17. Veteran's son

    Veteran's son Megabyte Poster

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    Another funny one moom! :)
    8)
     
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