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Parrots

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
    "Father, I have a problem.
    I have two female parrots,
    but they only know how to say one thing
    " What do they say?" the priest enquired ?

    They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'".
    "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,

    then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said,
    "I may have a solution to your problem.
    I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught
    to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house,
    and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Samuel.
    My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
    and your parrots are sure to stop saying.....that phrase...in no time."

    "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

    The next day, she took her female parrots to the priest's house.
    As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,
    holding rosary beads and praying.

    Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in the cage.
    After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:

    "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    There was stunned silence. Finally,

    one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,





    "Put the f***ing beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    Good one, mate. The priest is sure never to recover. :P
     
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  3. Stu_C

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    /me jots that one down to tell the guys at work monday, as they loved the spagetti one and the old people one.

    Stu_C
     
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  4. SimonV

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    Good one m8 :) :lolbang
     
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