panda

Oh man! Ad-blocking software has been detected! :'(

This website is run by the community, for the community... and it needs advertisements in order to keep running. Blocking our ads means your killing our stats!
Please disable your ad-block, or become a premium member to hide all advertisements and this notice.

A Panda walks into a restaurant and orders
the Chef Salad and a glass
of wine. Upon finishing his meal,

he pulls out an Uzi and fires at everything
in sight, virtually destroying the establishment.

The owner, hearing the gunfire, comes running
from the kitchen.

"Hey! Why did you go and shoot up my restaurant, man?"

"I'm not a man, I'm a Panda,"calmly answers the Panda.

"So you're a Panda," yells the proprietor,

"what right does that give you
to destroy my business?"


"Look it up in the dictionary...I gotta go,"replies the Panda,
who then strolls out of the restaurant.

Fumbling under the bar, the owner finds a dictionary,





thumbs through the P's until he finds:








Panda,a white and black bearlike animal of asia; eats shoots and leaves.

 

Oh man! Ad-blocking software has been detected! :'(

This website is run by the community, for the community... and it needs advertisements in order to keep running. Blocking our ads means your killing our stats!
Please disable your ad-block, or become a premium member to hide all advertisements and this notice.

The Lynne Truss Apreciatiation Society, right here on CertForums!