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Paddy names the kids

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a
    deep coma.

    After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
    that she is no longer pregnant.

    Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins.... a boy and a girl. The
    babies are fine, However, they were poorly at birth and had to be
    christened immediately so your brother Paddy came in and named them.

    The woman thinks to herself, " Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother he's a clueless idiot". Expecting the worst, she asks the
    doctor," well, whats my daughter's name?"

    "Denise" says the doctor.

    The new mother is somewhat relieved, "Wow, that's a really beautiful
    name,

    "I guess I was wrong about my brother",she thought...."I really like
    Denise "

    Then she asks, " Whats the boy's name?"

    The doctor replies " Denephew "
     
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  2. Tinus1959

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    Love this one!
     
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  3. jodsclass

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    Superb!
     
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  4. Mitzs
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    thats a good one twizz!:biggrin
     
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  5. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    LOL! took a mere .3 of second to sink in... well worth the wait though...
     
  6. vinnieg24

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    hahah very clever:D
     
  7. Theprof

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    LOL funny.
     
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