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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
    A: Palm Sunday


    Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
    A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.


    Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
    A: Miracle Whip.


    Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
    A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.


    Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
    A: A bingo machine.
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    I guess I can't bust you on the grounds of you did put a disclaimer in the title, Cazz. Other than that, those are bloody hilarious (first one was the best, IMHO !!!) :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
     
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  3. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    How's it going Gav, you keeping ok bud?

    Just thought i'd drop a few in too see if my standards are still
    up there mate.
     
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  4. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    As low and distasteful as ever, m8 :dry


    :wink:
     
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  5. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

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    WOW, that good? lmao :twisted:
     
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  6. Bluerinse
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    I think we are going down that slippery slope again :eek:

    Damn funny though :D
     
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