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Over 18's Only please..

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Malnomates, Jan 28, 2007.

  1. Malnomates

    Malnomates Megabyte Poster

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    ..you have been warned!

    My wife was getting out of the bath the other day when she slipped, fell fanny first on the floor and got herself stuck to the floortiles.

    I tried and tried and tried to free her, but the suction was too great so I phoned my mate to come give me a hand.

    My mate turns up, looks at the predicament and explains that if he can smash the tiles with a hammer then we will be able to lift the misses from her sticky predicament.In the meantime I explain to my mte that if I kiss her and play with her breasts then things might not be so bad!

    "how's that work out?" my mate asks,

    "simple!" I reply

    "If i get her wet enough we can slide her over to the kitchen, there's cheaper tiles in there!"
     
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  2. zimbo
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    zimbo Petabyte Poster

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    LMAOAOTF we got to come up with a Joke of the Month award... seriously! :biggrin :biggrin
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    I can't believe that that joke just got told on CF !!! I'm too outraged to moderate it !!



    :biggrin:biggrin:biggrin
     
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  4. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Nearly fell off my chair I laughed so hard. :thumbleft
     
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  5. Malnomates

    Malnomates Megabyte Poster

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    :tune
     
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  6. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    sweet mother of heaven that was mint!! hehehehe :biggrin
     
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  7. Headache

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    Moral of the story: don't sniff the floor tiles until after they have dried.
     
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  8. tripwire45
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    Ahem...I notice that the women at CF haven't ventured to comment. :rolleyes:

    :biggrin
     
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  9. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    Mainly as I was laughing too much to type... :biggrin
     
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