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One for the Scots

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by damienj3, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. damienj3

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    Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

    "Ach, it's all going magic," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

    Archie nods approvingly.

    "Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

    "A kilt?" exclaims Archie,

    "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?"

    Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
     
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  2. zimbo
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    LOL got it on the second read of that line but good! :biggrin - now where is gav??? :D
     
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