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One for English members of the board I think..

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Oct 17, 2005.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Q: Why are there no scousers in Star Trek?

    A: They don't intend to work in the future either!
     
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  2. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    im sure they would class hotwiring a trade! :tongue
     
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  3. Rostros22

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    A scouse man walks into the job centre…

    Scouse man “I am looking for a job”

    Job centre “Certainly sir, we have one here. Pays £100,000 a year and you have to inspect page 3 girls before they go on stage”

    Scouse man “That’s sounds great, you must be joking!”

    Job centre “Well you started it!”

    Di-dum-tish!
     
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  4. moominboy

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    what do you call a scouse in a suit?




    the accused! :tongue
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Q. What do you call a scouser in a white shell suit ?














    A. The bride.
    :tongue
     
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  6. damienj3

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    Why should you avoid a scouser on a bike while you are driving?




    It might be your bike.
     
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  7. damienj3

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    Two scousers in a car with no music on, who is driving?


    The Police
     
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  8. zxspectrum

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    All the scousers in liverpool have voted to give a thumbs down to the euro

    A recent source said that they wanted to keep the giro
     
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  9. zxspectrum

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    Oh by the way ive got a great song while we are on the subject of taking the mickey out of scousers

    Its a tune that nearly everyone know called dont cha by the pussy cat dolls and is very funny if anyone wants it id be happy to pass it them.

    I dont know of the MODS would let me post it up here ???
     
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  10. damienj3

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    I'd like the song if you could pm me. cheers
     
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