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Once upon a time

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. SimonV

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    I saw this in another forum a while back. And I thought it would be fun to try it here.

    We will write are own story with each member adding the next line to the story. And to keep it sort of on topic try and keep it computer related


    Once upon a time
     
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  2. Nelix
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    In a Server room far far away
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    ...there occured a massive hard drive failure, never before seen on a network of this scale.
     
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    The server pixies buried their heads in their hands, they didn't know what to do
     
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  5. Sandy

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    so one of them had a bright thought Jakamoko has just passed his server exam! lets turn the cooling system way down and call him he should be able to sort us out.
     
  6. Jakamoko
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    With that, a glorious burst of light gave way to a white vision, and that white vision was indeed Jakamoko :angel

    Amidst a seething throng of desperate, Home-folder-less users, the great Jak rose up, faced the crowd, and addressed them thus -

    "IPCONFIG /ALL !!!"
     
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  7. Nelix
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    Peoples thoughts of Jakamoko were going down hill fairly quick as they realised that the command that was given was a network command and we were trying to deal with a hard drive failure................................................Was this the starting moments of the demise of the one we all worshipped in situations of this magnitude??


    Will Jakamoko regain the respect he once had?

    Will he be able to rescue the data from such a hugh crash?

    Will he once again be cheered as the saviour of all saviours?

    Tune in to the next episode for more nail biteing suspense


    P.S. no offence meant :oops:
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Thankfully, the simple but innocent crowd were unaware that Jak had already ripped out the offending drive with his bare claws, and swapped in a new Seagate (oops copyright :oops: ) 120 Gb. Backups weren't a problem, as it was part of a RAID set.

    The reason Jak was adourning the crowd thus, was in fact due to his meticulous preparation for the greatest Network install ever attempted - a new copy of Space Invaders from a share several Galaxies away ......





    PS (none taken, Nelix :P )
     
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  9. SimonV

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    The server pixies were so grateful they led jakamoko into the secret server room where.....
     
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    Upon opening the door, the cool air from the air conditioning blew through his hair like the whispers of 1000 angels, at which point he was confronted with...........
     
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  11. Jakamoko
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    McSmoothie ........Network Guru :evil:
     
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  12. Nelix
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    McSmoothie was thought to have formatted his last drive in the great domain controller cover up many years previously, all that was found at the time was his boots..................and now he had come back to reclaim what was rightfully his..............the one and only.................
     
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    remaining screwdriver left in the galaxy. He wanted it so bad he.......
     
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    got out his Swiss Army CyberTool
     
  15. Nelix
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    And thrust forward, inserting it, upright, into
     
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  16. Jakamoko
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    ......................gulp.................. :cry:






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    ...thin air as ~SimonV~ tugged the shoelaces of his rainbow boots from under him in order to save his dear friend Jakamoko...
     
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  18. Jakamoko
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    :angel Jak knew that at that moment, a :lilangel had appeared, and from then on he was blessed with ....
     
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  19. Nelix
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    All the Chocolate 'Computer Chip' Cookies he could eat. :oops:
     
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  20. SimonV

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    Once all the Chocolate 'Computer Chip' Cookies had all gone. The place fell into a deadly silence. ANGER is all that could be seen through the eyes on Jakamoko.

    MORE he had the taste for MORE, so he climbed into his rocket and........
     
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