Once Upon A Time...2005 (shouldn't that be a 6 ?)

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..Which they refused to give as he had unwrapped it and taken it out of its box, so...

 

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... he took out his sonic screwdriver and...

 

...screwed a 9mm hole in the manager's...

 

...notebook, which for the purposes of this tale, doubles as the script.

Meaning that there was now a great hole in the plot for the next few threads of this preposterous preamble. The play was now perfectly placed for the particularly prompt personal appearance of ...

 

.. a geeky looking guy with a pocket protector by the name of...

 

...Boffin Dork, who coincidentally....

 

...sold forged CDs to the chinese who ....

 

...weren't a patch on the original Who.

 

But Roger Doltlee had other plans for Roger Daltrey which were..........................

 

unknown to the extra humanal testicals that were attacking the Great...

 

... the great bat of wisdom ...

 

...Wisdom! F'king hell dude! Mr Armstrong was thinking, and then it hit him...

 

square in the...............................

 

... in the unmentionables, he writhed around in agony for quite a while ...

 

...middle centre of his centre middle toe nail, when looking down there was an....

 

... explosion of twinkling lights ...

 

It was the amazin Mr fandango and his crabs of doom..............

 

....the crabs of doom were crapping star dusts of doom on his toe nail...

...in the meantime

 

... Blinky Dinky the fifth discovered the moon is indeed made of cheese ...