Once Upon A Time...2005 (shouldn't that be a 6 ?)

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....left armpit, releasing a worm into....

 

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into the server that controlled Rainbow house.

Zippy, Bungle, George and Geoffrey sat around on IT help desk waiting for their first call of the day. When the call came the caller said........................................

 

... stay away from the TRAP DOOOOR ... link

 

E - oh....

We know that your call is important to us...

 

OH NOOOOOOOO .........

 

But we can't pick up the phone as two us have only one hand and three fingers, ones a bear and the other usless bloke that hangs around with puppets.

So call back when Rod, jane and freddy are here to sing..........................

 

.... lets play with our twangers...

 

so they did, and as they twanged away on their instruments they suddenly realised that something wasnt quite right. A dull sense of gloom had descended as...

 

...a complete failure of the TCP/IP stack meant that, contrary to popular belief, and against all known white papers and RFCs .......

 

pertain to existence of Area 51, an interviewer with a grey looking, skinny bloke asked.......................

 

"There's a woman over in support asking for some duct tape!"

 

but none was available so they had to use...

 

a bowl of mushy peas, meanwhile on the planet of Zog a sinister looking penguin stepped out of the deep shadow of an alleyway and started walking towards....

 

the big blue Windows with a hammer in hand and a evil twinkle in his eye...

 

...then for some reason, he realised that he was wearing a ....

 

A nappy and a bobble hat, when he decided to...............

 

look into the mirror, only to realise in the background stood a humungos

 

..Calendar, showing 2007. That meant only one thing ...

 

...that bleeding space travel machine didn't work so...

 

... he went back to PC World and demanded a refund ...