Once Upon A Time...2005 (shouldn't that be a 6 ?)

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!s this the way to arm a dillo ?


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...TheCheekMaster arrives shouts "I cant talk no more crap jokes!!!" "Damn you!" and goes to b*tch slap the armadillo, BUT then, all of a sudden...

 

... said armadillo, thusly armed, and having escaped from the time-slowing effects of a Black Hole, burst into the Certforums Lounge shouting...

 

... I've dug up a real treasure an old thread from eons ago...

 

Why the shelled one buries cotton nobody really knows, it's just another one of his strange habits.

His weirdest tendency is to creep up behind unsuspecting hedge hogs and...

 

....pick their spikes up and use them as tooth picks

 

...Then Phonics3k turns up armed with a MCTS Self paced study book and a little bit of experience and says "Alas, A cert forum where I can syphon more experience from."

All of a sudden..............

 

the lights went out and the roar of the great megadon of death could be heard he was here to take someone's soul...

 

but, finding no souls amongst the IT bods, he quietly slunk out of sight. meanwhile....

 

... an alien spaceship arrived from another galaxy and started abducting ...

 

microsoft employees and teaching them the way of the...

 

real world, with real people and then decided to teach them
all a lesson by......

 

.... sending them to bed without their supper. Unfortunately, this didn't work because .......

 

...They were charged up with their M$ Action Packs...

 

... of impending doom...

 

As the worlds of Xylon and Kartango hurled towards each other totally out of control of their population who were by now . . . .

 

... living the high life on Zaptron, many miles away from the impending doom...

 

Zedrov, the lord of all things, proclaimed that Microsoft Applications were no longer to be used throughout the entire gothosphere and beyond(well maybe) and all at once the people cried................

 

....YMCA!....

 

And someone inserted a hard drive in the sailors............