Once Upon A Time...2005 (shouldn't that be a 6 ?)

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Jakamoko, Jan 20, 2005.

  1. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Absolutely ROTFLMAO !!!! ....anyway.....

    .....which means the true villian behind this is none other than....DiamondDave, once again !!!!. Jak realised that by trying to pull the old "scantilly-clad playmate/robotic avatar triple bluff" maneouvre, the Emerald Pretender had this time shown that he truly is one Service Pack short of an OS !!!

    Brushing aside the failed successful wannabe, he told Scotty to shut up about the Di-lithium crystals and re-establish contact once again with SimonV....
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ...who, after several days ....
     
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  3. Rosy
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    crawled out from the darkness of Jaks shell - looking a little scared he finally managed to say.......
     
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  4. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    ....."how the hell did I managed to end up in there?!?!?!? Lucky Jak is a messy eater, otherwise i would have starved to death, without bit's the of crisps and other goodies that fell in there!!".......
     
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    Suddenly the giant armadillo turned around and noticed that his pet had escaped..........
     
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  6. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ..and bio-morphed into two separate CF hyper-moderators, aka 1st Officers Niblet and PinkBoy....

    Jak shimmied his shell back into place and stomped off, leaving the two new lieutenants blinking in the sunlight. They looked at each other quizically, and at the same time, said ...
     
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  7. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    ........Pinkboy and Niblet!?!?!?!?!?!:x Wtf is this guy on??? Man, Jak really needs to get that spell checker installed. Anyway, now that we have super mod powers, we should.............
     
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  8. Rosy
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    "go out dancing, ooooooh can we, can we?" shrieked pinkboy, clapping with glee ....
     
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  9. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ...and in the process, waking up Jak (aka me) after a two-month nap.

    "Thought there was meant to be a bloody plot-line taking place here", he manfully bellowed, whilst reaching for the Golden Virginia...

    "Hmmmm", he thought. "Isn't it strange that just as I bring this Thread back to life (again !!!), there's this new Dudette Mitzs on the scene"

    "Wonder if anyone around here has noticed ............"
     
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  10. Jakamoko
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    ....how strangely quiet Mitzs has remained in all of this time .......
     
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    "it is a bit strange" says Fergal, briefly looking up from twatting a customers face into their monitor, all the while kicking the call management database.

    "perhaps we should give her a nudge, anyone got any flamethrowers???????2
     
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  12. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Blood-stained but happy, Fergal threw away the remains of the twatting customer, and said to NoelG ...
     
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  13. Jakamoko
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    ....about this problem with my IPod Nano...
     
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  14. noelg24

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    ....and what is the problem with your Nano my dear boy?
     
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  15. Fergal1982

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    'well, it seems to be counting down to zero, and i suspect it will try to take over the world when it hits zero.'
     
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    'thats not suprising since Apple want to take over the world so they will go to any lengths to do so. but have you tried doing a reset?'
     
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  17. Jakamoko
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    ....Months later, the thread was dramatically re-awoken by a shrill, penetrating, and presumably blood-curdling (but I've never seen curdled blood, so go with me on this one) scream. It was the unmistakable sound of .....
     
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  18. jackd

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    the network+ pixies doing the tap dance they were back ready to reek havock upon....
     
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    the great MCSE monster, which, in their smallness and ignorance of the realITy, raised its ugly heads and spoke thus...
     
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