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Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by Mr.Cheeks, Nov 1, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    OMG i never thought that this would happen to me!

    I based at two offices.

    Today i was meant to go back to my normal office but totally forgot. The reason for this is the fact the everyone in the office (secondary) is out on training, so i would be alone...

    i clocked in at 07:26 and went in, bloody cold it was, put the heater fan on, knocked the kettle on, and thought to myself, what the hell is noise...

    i turned the fan and kettle off and heard two people talking, listening carefull, these people are 1 man and 1 woman, and she's giggling... :blink

    ah F it, i thought, i put the kettle and fan back on, logged in, made my hot chocolate, and then i start to hear some strange noises.... hmmm, WTF as i look towards the wall..

    i walk up to the wall and listen carefull, and i hear some moaning :blink so i decide to "knock knock" the wall, and then it goes quiet for like 10 seconds... then i knew i weren't hearing things...

    i sat down and open my calls, filtering the piss easy ones to the awkwards, putting the awkward ones first on my list. then that moaning start happening again.

    thats it, its time to putmy ear against the bloody wall and to hear WTF is going on...

    after like 30 secs, i hear it wasn't normal sounds, it was orgasmic sounds! :ohmy yes, two workers were having it off in the room next door!...

    i logged out, and pissed off to the room around the corrider where the had wireless, now only if i knew who it was.
     
  2. Cockles

    Cockles Megabyte Poster

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    In the immortal workds of Shaggy:

    It wasn't me!!!!!
     
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  3. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    What a way to start a day! :tongue
     
  4. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

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    I think it's lovely when co-workers get on well together...
     
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  5. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    Sure you didnt try to see if there was a web cam in that room?? think of themoney to be made selling the vids on ameuter sites!!!!!

    Or you always have sent it in to YOUVE BEEN FRAMED!!!
     
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  6. Nelix
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    Nelix Gigabyte Poster

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    You mean you didn't hang around to see who it was and to see the look on there faces when they came out of the room !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Just a thought but...if you had waited to identify the culprits what would have been the first thing you said to them LOL :twisted: .


    Nelix
     
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  7. BobT

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    Sounds like a Team Building exercise:D
     
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  8. juice142

    juice142 Megabyte Poster

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    That's the way to add to a team alright! :biggrin

    There is a local lass round my way who had ten sons. She was trying for a football team, but she'd got no inside left... :rolleyes:

    J.
     
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  9. snoopy51

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    Mate, this is what is known as building relationship in your work place!

    :daz
     
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  10. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Forum Leader

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    wow thats something
     
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  11. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    thinking about it, i could of went outside the building and put the video camera function on my phone and recorded it... but i aint no sick person like some of you lot here :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
     
  12. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    i know who they are! its a manager and her toyboy!

    damn, that guy has some bad taste!
     
  13. Cockles

    Cockles Megabyte Poster

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    Bad taste that may be, but knocking the back out of your manager could be a way to skip certification altogether, if you know what I mean!!!
     
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  14. csx

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    Sounds good to me... now if only my boss was female. :D
     
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  15. Nelix
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    Pictures of both parties appreciated LOL :twisted:

    I know there are a few managers where I work that would not be classes as bad taste.
     
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  16. Leehaa

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    Busted - I have this usb vibrator - plug it into my wireless laptop and it gets me going for ages :twisted:
     
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  17. Leehaa

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    ..well i'm the only girl in my office - all this testosterone drives me craaaaazy!!
     
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  18. Cockles

    Cockles Megabyte Poster

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    Ding dong.........:eek:
     
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  19. Arroryn
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    Arroryn we're all dooooooomed

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    An office full of testosterone beats oestrogen any day.

    My office is mostly women. Once a month, seven women 'sync', and for a week all the men hide as all hell breaks loose....
     
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  20. simongrahamuk
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    simongrahamuk Hmmmmmmm?

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    Too much information! :eek:
     

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