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OMG i never thought that this would happen to me!

I based at two offices.

Today i was meant to go back to my normal office but totally forgot. The reason for this is the fact the everyone in the office (secondary) is out on training, so i would be alone...

i clocked in at 07:26 and went in, bloody cold it was, put the heater fan on, knocked the kettle on, and thought to myself, what the hell is noise...

i turned the fan and kettle off and heard two people talking, listening carefull, these people are 1 man and 1 woman, and she's giggling...

ah F it, i thought, i put the kettle and fan back on, logged in, made my hot chocolate, and then i start to hear some strange noises.... hmmm, WTF as i look towards the wall..

i walk up to the wall and listen carefull, and i hear some moaning so i decide to "knock knock" the wall, and then it goes quiet for like 10 seconds... then i knew i weren't hearing things...

i sat down and open my calls, filtering the piss easy ones to the awkwards, putting the awkward ones first on my list. then that moaning start happening again.

thats it, its time to putmy ear against the bloody wall and to hear WTF is going on...

after like 30 secs, i hear it wasn't normal sounds, it was orgasmic sounds! yes, two workers were having it off in the room next door!...

i logged out, and pissed off to the room around the corrider where the had wireless, now only if i knew who it was.

 

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In the immortal workds of Shaggy:

It wasn't me!!!!!

 

What a way to start a day!

 

I think it's lovely when co-workers get on well together...

 

Sure you didnt try to see if there was a web cam in that room?? think of themoney to be made selling the vids on ameuter sites!!!!!

Or you always have sent it in to YOUVE BEEN FRAMED!!!

 

You mean you didn't hang around to see who it was and to see the look on there faces when they came out of the room !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just a thought but...if you had waited to identify the culprits what would have been the first thing you said to them LOL .


Nelix

 

Sounds like a Team Building exercise

 

That's the way to add to a team alright!

There is a local lass round my way who had ten sons. She was trying for a football team, but she'd got no inside left...

J.

 

Mate, this is what is known as building relationship in your work place!

 

wow thats something

 

thinking about it, i could of went outside the building and put the video camera function on my phone and recorded it... but i aint no sick person like some of you lot here

 

i know who they are! its a manager and her toyboy!

damn, that guy has some bad taste!

 

Bad taste that may be, but knocking the back out of your manager could be a way to skip certification altogether, if you know what I mean!!!

 

Sounds good to me... now if only my boss was female.

 

Pictures of both parties appreciated LOL

I know there are a few managers where I work that would not be classes as bad taste.

 

Busted - I have this usb vibrator - plug it into my wireless laptop and it gets me going for ages

 

..well i'm the only girl in my office - all this testosterone drives me craaaaazy!!

 

Ding dong.........

 

Too much information!