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Olympic Condoms

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. nugget
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    Husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight."

    Wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and come second for a change."
     
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  2. Qs

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    *Silence* "Tumbleweed..." *Laughter* :p
     
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  3. BosonMichael
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    ZING!!!

    That reminds me of an Olympic joke where the guy came in first and third...
     
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  4. Fergal1982

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    I was actually given one of those golds by a friend once...

    still got it somewhere I think - Unused I might add, before anyone starts feeling sick.
     
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  5. Qs

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    I swear we're going to bring these forums into disrepute...

    Ah well, keep them comin'. :p
     
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  6. Qs

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    I haven't felt both confused and sickened at the same time before now... lol
     
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  7. nugget
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    You and me both.:blink
     
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  8. Fergal1982

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    muhahahaha.
     
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  9. Theprof

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    LOL wow too funny.
     
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