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Old men can still think fast

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, May 19, 2005.

  1. tripwire45
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    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

    One evening he decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket with which to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


    Moral: Old men can still think fast.
     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Voice of experience there, Trip ??? :tune
     
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  3. Tako no Taiko

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    Yeah dad,
    A bit of wishful thinkn' there? :D
     
  4. tripwire45
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    Just passing along a joke I found at another site. Thought it might prove *ahem* entertaining. :tune
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    LOL ! Nicely busted there, TNT :biggrin
     
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