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Old Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

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    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other day. We
    lost
    track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
    together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up
    and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!" I said, "I don't
    know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit
    balder than when you last saw me." She giggled and said she was sure
    I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't
    mind
    a man with a waistband that s a few inches wider these days." She
    laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me, saying that
    she thought tubby bald men were cute. "Anyway, I've put on a couple of
    pounds myself," she giggled.

    So I told her to **** off.
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    You will die for that one when Rosy sees you. :P
     
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  3. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

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    :eek: too true, but it tickled me [​IMG]
     
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  4. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    Good mate, I would have told her the same lol


    nice one!
     
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    LOL - Good one again, Phil :biggrin
     
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  6. cazzam35

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    That was a joke?? I've done that before, but eventually
    married the old dragon.....lol

    And have to say after 20 years I wouldn't be without the old
    dear, I mean who'd clean up after me? Rotflmao

    Good job she can't get access to my pc :rolleyes:
     
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  7. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Love it Phil. Top class.[​IMG]
     
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