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Old couple/slight sexual content?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 9, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

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    Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to
    the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man
    says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago?

    We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I
    gave you one from behind."

    "Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
    a grin.

    "Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again and I'll give you
    one from behind."

    The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
    sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
    himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it.

    He gets up and follows them. Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners
    near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and
    lifts up her dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the
    lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence.

    Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has
    ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman
    at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying
    everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single
    second. Finally they collapse and don't move for an hour.

    Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
    that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not
    from his own experiences.

    Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to
    know his secret. If only I could shag like that now, let alone in 50
    years' time!"

    The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
    themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

    He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody shag like
    that, particularly at your age. What's your secret? Could you shag
    like that 50 years ago?"


    The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*****g fence wasn't
    electrified."
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    ROTFLMAO :biggrin :oops:
     
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  3. Phil
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    cracker :D :D :D
     
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    Simply Superb
     
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    Damn near wet myself reading that, Callum - top notch mate !!!!! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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    Love it. :thumbleft
     
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    Fantastic! :biggrin


    Also, lovin the new avatar as well by the way!
     
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  8. cazzam35

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    Cheers Rosy, thought it showed my "slightly" evil side?

    :twisted:
     
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    Watch out, Rosy! That thing want to eat your kitten!!! :eek:
     
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  10. Rosy
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    :eek: :ohmy Just had a proper look n realised what is in the background of that pic - NOT happy! :x

    (Yes I know - yet another blonde moment earlier! :rolleyes: )
     
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