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Office Dares

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. AJ

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    Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

    Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

    Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

    To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

    When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

    Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

    Walk sideways to the printer

    Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

    Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

    Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."

    As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem

    Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

    Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

    After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

    In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

    At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

    In a colleague's outlook calendar add an entry 10am: "See how I look in tights".

    Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

    Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

    Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.

    Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

    Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

    During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

    Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
     
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  2. Josiahb

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    This one I can't do... I actually have a different (and better) keyboard than everyone else in the office....

    ....and this one I already do, in every meeting I ever attend :p
     
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  3. JonnyMX

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    Glad I don't work in the same office as you AJ!

    :biggrin
     
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  4. nugget
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    Already done these. :twisted:
     
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  5. westernkings

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    HAHA. Thanks for laugh today
     
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  6. skulkerboyo

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    I've just stuck official looking voice activation upgrade notices with instructions to all our printers. Surely they can't be that stupid? . . .. . . . can they?:eek:
     
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  7. wagnerk
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    I've only done the above 3 over the last 10 years, I'm a bit boring :(

    -Ken
     
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  8. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    We did this as well
     
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  9. skulkerboyo

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    Anyone dumb enough to fall for it?
     
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  10. BosonMichael
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    Someone did the "post-it note over the optical mouse sensor" trick to everyone in the office...

    ...I think I'll turn on everyone's voice message indicator (VMI) light. :twisted:
     
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  11. AJ

    AJ Administrator Administrator

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    Don't know if anyone fell for it. But it was funny seeing them shaking their heads after reading it. 8)
     
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  12. Alex399

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    These two really had me laughing out loud :lol:
     
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    Always
     
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  14. simonp83

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    Don't think i'd do any of that for the moment, companies just been bought out this week so might have some new big wigs wandering the open plan offices.
     
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