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Nursery Rhymes

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Oct 5, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    Here's a few Modern takes on the good old nursery rhymes you used to love as a kid!


    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little bastard

    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    JACK AND JILL
    Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Silly Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.


    HUMPTY DUMPTY
    sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings' horses,
    And all the kings' men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.


    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE
    the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.



    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too 'cause he was gay


    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad........
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car
     
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  2. wizard

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    nice one :D
     
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  3. greenbrucelee
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    Very funny :D
     
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