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Nothing to ride

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Aug 20, 2008.

  1. nugget
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    For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10 speed bicycle. His father said, "Son,we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000, and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

    The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

    Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard here tell you she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no f*çking bike."
     
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    Ok, I laughed - a lot. :D
     
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