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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, Aug 12, 2004.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

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    A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat, as he settled
    in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised
    she
    was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat
    right
    beside him.
    Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or
    vacation?"
    She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the
    annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".
    He swallowed hard, here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
    sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
    business role at this convention?"
    "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the
    popular myths about sexuality." "Really", he smiled, "what myths are
    those?"
    "Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men
    are
    the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian
    who is
    most likely to
    possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the
    best
    lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also
    found
    that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish,"
    Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.

    "I'm sorry," she said,I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."

    "Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me
    Paddy."
     
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  2. Phoenix
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    heh nice one mate :)
    please try and think of a title for them though if at all possible :)

    keep em coming
     
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  3. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    well I guess he dont get anywhere by being called Paddy...I would have stuck with Tonto personally...but nice one mate...
     
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  4. SimonV

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    Good one Angus, thanks.
     
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  5. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

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    I was thinking is Wally an Irish orientated name? I know Mustapha aint Greek but its close enough...my first name may not be American Indian but I could still get away with it I think... :rolleyes:
     
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