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Discussion in 'New Members Introduction' started by dirt, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. dirt

    dirt New Member

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    hi everyone, just thought i'd drop in a say hello before i overload the forum with questions that my wife no longer wishes to chat with me about as i am now according to her................a nerd with pencils.
    i don't get what's wrong with sending valentine messages in binary. oh well.

    anyway........i passed my training course then revised for the a+ and n+ and scraped through the exams filling seventeen buckets full of sweat (i counted) in the process and here i am,
    qualified for god knows what, scared as hell and earning £30 a day fitting windows in the rain.

    help!!!!!!!
     
    Certifications: a+ n+
  2. oggler

    oggler Byte Poster

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    Welcome and you'll soon progress to cleaning windows :p

    Re the missus, just tell her this old old old joke that there are only 10 people in the world. Those who understand and those who don't. Shell soon learn binary :D
     
    Certifications: A+, N+, Sec+, MCSA W2k3-Security, CEH
    WIP: CWNA, CWSP, CISSP
  3. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    and on that note - she prob give ya a slap aswell!

    Welcome....
     
  4. mondos

    mondos Kilobyte Poster

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    Welcome:biggrin
     
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    WIP: N+, MCDST and finding a job!
  5. BosonMichael
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    BosonMichael Yottabyte Poster

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    Welcome!
     
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    WIP: Just about everything!
  6. Bluerinse
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    Bluerinse Exabyte Poster

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    Welcome to CF mate :D
     
    Certifications: C&G Electronics - MCSA (W2K) MCSE (W2K)
  7. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

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    Welcome to CF.

    Si
     
    Certifications: MCSA 2003, MCDST, A+, N+, CTT+, MCT
  8. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Welcome to CF!:)
     
    Certifications: A+, MCP, MCDST, AutoCAD
    WIP: Rennovating my house
  9. Ryo Hazuki

    Ryo Hazuki Bit Poster

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    lol dont worry mate im in worse situations than u, im not even earning anything! anyways welcome to CF:D
     
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  10. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Howdy.
     
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  11. wagnerk
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    wagnerk aka kitkatninja Moderator

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    Welcome to CF, glad you found us :)

    -Ken
     
    Certifications: CITP, PGCert, BSc, HNC, LCGI, PTLLS, MCT, MCITP, MCTS, MCSE, MCSA:M, MCSA, MCDST, MCP, MTA, MCAS, MOS (Master), A+, N+, S+, ACA, VCA, etc... & 2nd Degree Black Belt
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  12. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

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    Wow - fresh air AND more money than working in IT!

    :biggrin
     
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  13. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Hi and welcome to the forum. :D
     
    Certifications: A+ | Network+ | Security+ | MCP (270,271,272,290,620) | MCDST | MCTS:Vista
    WIP: MCSA, 70-622,680,685

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