New weapon of mass destruction

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Please tell me that the educational facilities in the UK make more sense than over here.

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050223/BREAKINGNEWS/50223002

 

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lol, whats the world coming to ????

I remember once at school i was told of for firing an elastic band at somebody. "If your not carefull you could have somebodys eyes out" the teacher told me. Been a bit cheeky i replied "I not that good a shot yet"

Stu_C

 

its not just the educational facilities mate, its the world that we
live in today i think, it won't be long before you sneeze near
some one, then get sued cos you've given them a cold and
have to pay costs for loss of earnings and distress.

mmm, now there's an idea

 

I remember that someone at my primary worked out how to make a "flick-knife" with just two lolly sticks and an elastic band - man, that thing caused mayhem (esp. when sharpened on the playground)

Scary times - and this is the biggest threat in schools nowadays ?

 

ah, but we're all forgetting the depleted uranium warhead that was obviosly attached to the piece of chewed up and carefully sculpted paper wad that was loaded on the rubber band, could have hit the teachers brain cell dontchaknow

 

Oh dear - I get elastic bands and the like flirted at me everyday at work (usually by the directors!) so I guess that means my workplace is a highly dangerous place to be!

 

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Do you think that maybe she's let one of her fantasies slip out?







Whoops......

 

Yeah yeah bla bla bla!!

 

Also known as a freudian slip.

Just shows that as the world becomes more global, the amount of common sense recedes exponentially.

 

Yeah, no wonder women get on in the world eh? You should
know by now Rosy, that toungue of yours is always going to
get you into trouble, now stop it....lol

 

Just for you Rosy, but control yourself please....

 

This is a joke, right? I quote:

"They said if he would have aimed it a little more and he would have gotten it closer to her face he would have hit her in the eye," mother Jenette Rojas said.

There was this guy on the street that walked past me with a lit cigarette, and if he stabbed me in the face with it he could have taken an eye out. Maybe I should sue him? Or the next door neighbour who could have broken my legs if she'd swerved to hit me? Or the postman who might injure my hand if he replaced one of my letters with a bomb?

Of course, my postman isn't a mad bomber, my neighbour isn't trying to run me over, and the guy on the street just walked past instead of stubbing out his cigarette on my eyeball. But then, the kid didn't aim it any more than he did either. Once you start getting into the scary world of "if", things get ridiculous pretty fast.



On the other hand, some guy tried to mug me with a rubber band last week....