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Monday Blues

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by SimonV, Nov 24, 2003.

  1. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Boy do I have the Monday blues :(

    Hows the rest of you today :?:

    SimonV
     
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  2. Phil
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    Not bad, I'm off work burning up the hols before I lose them though :)
     
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  3. nugget
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    Mondays are great days, you've just got to see it in the right way. You woke up today, right? Then it's a great day NO MATTER WHAT. There's lots of folks that didn't wake up today.

    Just in case: Divorcing After 45 Years

    An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York

    and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your

    mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.



    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

    "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you

    call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.



    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck

    they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

    She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT

    getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my

    brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow.

    Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.



    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,

    "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares ...

    Now what do we tell them for Christmas? :lol:
     
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  4. flex22

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    LOL :!: nice one nugget.

    I bought a birthday card this morning, I always buy the funny ones.Here's what it says on the front:

    A man was caught in a flood.A boat came by to rescue him.He told them to go away saying that "God will save him!"
    Then a helicopter came along and he told them "God will save me!"
    Then another boat came along and he told them the same thing!
    But the man drowned and when he got up to heaven he asked st.peter
    "Why didn't God save me?"
    and st.peter replied ........................

    Inside it says:

    "For crying out loud, he sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?"
     
  5. nugget
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    Flex, you just earned 10 Funny Points. 8)
     
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    Hmmm, now there's a thought.Nah, Si's busy enough :D
     
  7. tripwire45
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    Old joke flex but a good one. Yes, in the U.S. we are rapidly approaching Thanksgiving. My folks arrived yesterday afternoon. My kids adore their grandparents so they're loving life right now. My wife and I have to work M, Tu, and Wed but at least I will have Thurs through the weekend off (not sure if my wife has to work Fri, Sat, or Sun).

    We watched "Finding Nemo" last night. My Mom wanted to see it and I hadn't gotten around to it either. Funny film with the usual Disney tragic overtones (Mom and 399 fish eggs buy the farm in the first 5 minutes of the film, alas).

    Dory was my favorite: "I will name him squichy and he will be mine and he will be my squichy". :lol:

    Other than that, I'd kill for a nap. Had a user complain at me about the network the minute I walked in the door. :eek:
     
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  8. SimonV

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Administrator

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    Now thats cheered me up, a good laugh is just what I needed. :hahaha Nice jokes guys. :joker
     
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  9. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Good Lord, you just won the World Cup - who wants the Moon on a Stick now ???
    :tongue

    Good funnies from the rest of you too :lol:
     
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  10. SimonV

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    Oh yeah, I remember now. The world cup, that sounds so much better coming from you. :lolbang
     
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