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Missing a golf ball?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. nugget
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    [font=Verdana,]A man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

    Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

    "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

    "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the ... well that's when I made my mistake."

    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

    "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
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