mexican bacon tree

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, May 2, 2007.

  1. twizzle

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    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
    death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,
    when all of a sudden. ......

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"

    "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
    there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
    bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

    "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".

    "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
    forget"

    "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like bacon...ees
    no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

    And with that ....Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5
    metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
    gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
    mortally wounded but. true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe
    with his dying breath.

    "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"

    "Luis Luis mi amigo...what ees it?

    "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree..

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees


    Eees a Ham Bush.
     
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  2. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Ha ha :clap
     
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  3. Headache

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    Nice one, twizzle.
     
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    Hah!!! Classic!!!
     
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    I wonder if Poddington Garden Centre sells it in our area :)

    -ken
     
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  6. Mitzs
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    hehe. That was funny. :biggrin
     
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  7. Theprof

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    lol that was a good one.
     
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    Good one. The dialect imitation does the trick.:biggrin
     
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  9. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, im quite ashamed at myself for laughing but its good :)
     
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