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Men Only! the perfect gift?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by UCHEEKYMONKEY, Jul 25, 2008.

  1. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Ever get bored or annoyed at the amount of sweet sickly smelly candles on the market?

    Now there's something for men that's right Man candles:-

    Mandles make manly candles from 1% wax and 99% Testosterone.

    Click on link above to see various scents including, duct tape, Musty locker Room, Chuck Norris sweat, camp fire and many more.

    The Mandly Man Candle Company who invented a candles that smells like Grandma's apple pie!


    "Imagine walking into grandma's house after she's been baking. Breathe deep... Ahhhhh. What's she making? Fresh apple pie. You lucky son of a gun! It smells delicious.

    Oh, and chicks dig this one, too. This candle might fool one into thinking that you can bake, which you probably can't, but remember- Honesty is the best policy. "

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  2. greenbrucelee
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    I wonder what the A-Team one is like ?
     
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  3. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Did you see the advert?
     
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    It doesn't mention the A-Team one.

    I wonder if you put it on and are involved in a shootout then you won't get shot :p
     
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    Chuck Norris sweat ? !!! :eek:
     
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    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

    Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

    There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

    More Chuck Norris Facts :)
     
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    If you would wish to remain single that one would work. :eek:
     
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    The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
     
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    Just thank you so much for that comment when I am eating. Well the dogs will enjoy my sammy now. :x
     
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    This one might spoil your desert..... :)

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
     
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  11. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    That's so funny!:lol: and so true:tongue:wink:
     
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  12. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    I guess you would go for the Duct tape one?:tongue:biggrin
     
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    Got a good laugh out of that site! :biggrin
     
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    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
     
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