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Men are just Happier People

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by UCHEEKYMONKEY, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Men Are Just Happier People--

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?
    Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
    Wedding plans take care of themselves.
    Chocolate is just another snack.
    You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
    petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
    Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
    Wedding dress~£2500.
    Tuxedo rental~£80.
    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    One mood all the time.
    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all
    your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
    thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
    still be your friend.
    Your underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.
    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
    hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pen knife.
    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier!!!:biggrin :p
     
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  2. Boycie
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    :clap Great laugh :thumbleft
     
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  3. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    You know reading the above, some of it is so true!:biggrin

    oops:oops: better go and hide before Mitzs arrives:aaah
     
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    Too late I can hear footsteps :D
     
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  5. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Oh No!!

    It took me ages to get off all that Duct Tape from my Fur:hahaha :daz
     
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    Steady on, what you and Mitz get up to in private is your own business :D
     
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  7. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Hey easy there Tiger!

    I sure if I wanted to down that avenue I would be in a long line of people from TU and CF!

    I'm Sure Raffaz would be in front of me:biggrin
     
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  9. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    That saz it all:p :biggrin
     
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  10. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Hmm interesting no reply from the female members:hhhmmm

    could it be they agree with the above:p :biggrin
     
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    Its because I just got here and I say.

    Ha! Thats a crock. You ever taken care of a men that has come down with the flu? You guys revert back to a 5 yr old. Whining and demanding stuff. And keep repeating that your sick. Well we already know that. So just shut the hell up and let us take care of you! 8)

    Lets see, what about when you men think you should be getting some because all of a sudden mr happy stands up and starts saluting? But if we say no :ohmy your bent out of shape for 2 days.

    And lets not even mention mowing or weed eating when some sport thingy is on.

    I could go on but all I will say for now, is happy campers my arse!
     
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  12. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    Hey Chill Out Girl! (I was just Joking)

    I am only being Cheekymonkey

    There's so many posts on CF and threads get lost in the pile.
    I had a feeling you had not seen it!8)
     
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    :biggrin Its all good cheeky, maybe I should have put a smile on at the end of my post. But I did forget to mention game mode. That is another hell onto itself. :biggrin
     
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  14. UCHEEKYMONKEY
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    lol:p
     
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