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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Angus, Dec 25, 2004.

  1. Angus

    Angus Nibble Poster

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    Merry crimbo...this was forwarded to me, a tad hungover so cant be assed takin out the breaks.....


    Bud and Jim were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked
    >> as airplane mechanics in Gander,NFLD. One day the airport was
    >> fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
    >> Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
    >> Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and
    >> get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
    >> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch
    >> and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and
    >> is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO
    >> hangover!
    >> NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim.
    >> Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
    >> Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
    >> Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
    >> Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover,
    >> nothing.
    >> We ought to do this more often."
    >> "Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
    >> "What's that?"
    >> "Have you farted yet?"
    >> "No....."
    >> "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in TORONTO!!!"
     
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