MAN'S REVENGE

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We may make it look easy but,

It is tough being a man.....

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.

If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is
exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.

If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.

If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.

If she thumps you, it's self-defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's
domination.

If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert.

If you don't, you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're
sexist.

If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.

If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.

If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.

If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.

If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.

If you don't, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN......

......THEY WANT TO!

 

So true, Matt - so very true :roll:

 

Am i going to get the "whip" from rosey for that one ?



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(I dont mind really! )

Matt

 

ROTFLMA

 

Oh Matt, what can I say except how true it ALL is.

Now watch the (Rosy) charge into the fray with the whip (I think it's fixed now).

 

I'm waiting... the nerves are starting to fray...!

But i never seem to be online when she is, so for now.... i am safe.....

:roll:

If you hear my screams for help....!!

 

I haven't seen the female membership post in here yet. Either they don't care, they don't have the nerve to read it, or Si has found a way to block Rosy from accessing it.

 

We're all dead men when the ladies read this...except for me of course. They aren't going to come all the way over the Atlantic and most of the US continent to get me...maybe.

 

Hey, I think I just heard Rosy pull up outside ...

What's that she's holding - a US route guide ?

:snipersm:

 

:roll:

 

2 questions:

1.) Why do women have one shoulder bigger than the other ?


It's obvious - to carry that enormous chip !
(special thanks to Greebo for demonstrating that so well there


and...


2.) Why do women have smaller feet than men ?





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> So that they can get closer to the sink :P

 

THE MOODS OF A WOMAN:

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of
contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rags, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.


THE MOODS OF A MAN:

Hungry. Horny. Sleepy.

 

aaand your point is?

 

Simplicity in itself, Greebo. Who needs the extra complications ?


v :squarecy:

 

Hey guys - so what did I miss?

Don't worry guys - you're safe in here as the old whip has to stay at the door - just wait till tomorrow night though boys!

Oh and Matt - don't worry I WILL catch you online sometime! :snipersm: :devilfla:

 

Look out, I think you're a goner now.