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Love this one

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by damienj3, Oct 19, 2006.

  1. damienj3

    damienj3 Byte Poster

    On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a filling station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting the golf star in a typical Irish manner, completely unaware of his identity. "Top of the mornin' to you, sor," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick 'Hello' and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. "What are those?" asks the attendant.
    "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
    "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" asks the attendant.
    "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger. "Jaysus, sweet Mary and Joseph," the attendant exclaims, "BMW tinks of everything
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  2. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    ha ha:biggrin
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