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Lost the wife ...

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide.

    The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
    looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
    was going".

    The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking
    for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

    The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
    your wife look like"?

    The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches
    tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is
    wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like?"

    The first bloke says, "Who gives a f**k? Let's look for yours."
     
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  2. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

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    Sooooo who was listening to radio 2 today???

    Liked it too!:p
     
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  3. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    Na mate ive been on a course all day, was it on there like? I got an email from a mate with it.
     
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  4. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    Love it. :thumbleft
     
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  5. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

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    When I saw the title first I thought you were serious and had shivers. Then I saw the forumname.
    Nice one!
     
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  6. malik06

    malik06 Nibble Poster

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    Nice one! :D
     
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  7. supag33k

    supag33k Kilobyte Poster

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    A nice one for sure!!
     
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  8. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

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    Lol love it
     
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  9. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

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    Ha ha!
     
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  10. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

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    Excellent !
     
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