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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by kat731, Oct 11, 2005.

  1. kat731
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    Im half Irish, and i laughed!!!!

    Kat.
    Indian Mating Season
    Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! " he called into the cave and listened closelyuntil he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

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    The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.

    "Was the other Indian crazy or what?"

    The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season whenIndian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."


    Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

    Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside.

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    He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

    The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at th e size of this cave!
    It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"


    He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
    "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! "


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    Like the others, he then heard an answering call,

    "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"

    With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....








    (Get ready, this will kill ya),


    NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!






     
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  2. Jakamoko
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    Nice one, Kat :biggrin
     
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  3. SimonV

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    ROTFLMAO :) A Cracker.
     
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