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Local Call

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by mcp, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. mcp

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    Queen Elizabeth, Clinton & Sharoon died & went straight to hell.

    Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

    She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

    The devil says "Five million dollars"

    She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

    Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

    He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

    The devil says "Ten million dollars"

    With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

    Sharoon was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Israil too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliment".....

    He called Israil and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

    The devil says "Twenty dollars".

    Sharoon is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

    The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".
     
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  2. BosonMichael
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    .. :bla
     
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  3. ay5000

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    As a Muslim you'd probably expect me to laugh even though it's unfunny... but nah, that was building up to being something funny but the end just wasn't funny! Sorry -- Israel isn't hell IMHO!
     
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  4. mcp

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    i donot want o hert you sorry! ay5000, BosonMichael, plz thats all funn! if you hert i am sorry.
     
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