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Little Davie

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Mr.Cheeks, Mar 24, 2006.

  1. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

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    A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"

    After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie"?

    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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    Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy"? he asked.

    "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

    "What's the matter"? asked Little Davie. "Giving up"?

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    The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44"?

    Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
     

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