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This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
newspaper.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London
and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from
Liverpool .
My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who
are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy
in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges
of incest on his three children. I have recently become engaged to
marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working
girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has
recently been infected with an STD.
We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into
the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising
her knowledge of the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my
two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them
off the streets, and hopefully the heroin.
My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.
Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?