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Koala

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    A koala walks into a bar one night, slams his paw down on the table, and orders a drink. When he's done, slam goes his paw again for more. This goes on for about half an hour, and just when he was going to do it again, the barkeep told him if he was looking for a good time, there was some one in the back room who could help him, the koala decides why not and goes into the back room. There he meets a prostitute who is waiting for him. That night he has the best sex he has ever had. After the prostitute turns to the koala and says, "How about my money," the koala looked confused and the prostitute brought out a dictionary and it said...PROSTITUTE: Has sex for money.

    So in response the koala turn to the definition for the koala and it says. KOALA: Eats bush and leaves.
     
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  2. mondos

    mondos Kilobyte Poster

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    Nice one.
     
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  3. Kraven

    Kraven Kilobyte Poster

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    Haha, pretty good.

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  4. Headache

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    Lucky Koala.

    We humans never get to eat bush and just leave. Before that you have to make lots of boring small talk and afterwards you have to make lots of boring small talk.

    *sigh*
     
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