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kitchen bitch

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    The Kitchen Bitch

    A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her
    5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in
    the living room.

    She
    heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of
    you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...
    cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches
    who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause
    we're going down the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in and told her son,
    "We don't use that kind of language in this house.
    Now I want you to go to your room and you are
    to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,
    you may play with your train..but I want you to use
    nice language."

    Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom
    and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
    stopped and the mother heard her son say...

    "All passengers, please remember your things,
    thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
    We hope you will ride with us again soon."
    She heard her little darling continue..."For those
    of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking
    in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
    relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, the child added,

    "For those of you who are pissed off about the
    TWO HOUR delay, please see
    the bitch in the kitchen...."


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