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Kissing a Nun

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. tripwire45
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    A cabdriver picked up a nun. When she got into the cab, the driver couldn't stop staring at her.

    "I have to ask you a question," he said, "and I hope you won't be offended."

    "My son," the nun said, "I've seen too much of the world to be offended by anything you might say. What is your question?"

    "Well," he said, "I've always had a fantasy of being kissed by a nun."

    The nun smiled and said, "I'll grant your wish on two conditions. First, you must be single, and second, you must be a Catholic."

    The cabdriver became very excited and said, "Yes, I'm single and I'm Catholic."

    "Okay," the nun said. "Pull into the next alley."

    The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they got back on the street, the
    cabdriver began to cry.

    "My dear," said the nun, "why are you crying?"

    "Forgive me," the cabdriver said. "I lied. I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."

    The nun replied, "That's okay. My name is Kevin, and I'm going to a costume party."
     
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  2. noelg24

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    top notch man...:biggrin had me in stitches...well done...
     
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    I've heard a silghtly more NSFW version of that one...

    But a good laugh!
     
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    First rate Trip :twisted:
     
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  5. tripwire45
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    The joke was emailed to me by a friend of mine...a Christian woman who lives in Canada. :tongue
     
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    Wow, those Canadian women sure know how to amuse themselves :D
     
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    So do the blokes by the sound of it...

    Going round dressed up as nuns...

    :ymca
     
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    Hey he said it was a fancy dress party....didnt he? :rolleyes:
     
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  9. tripwire45
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    Just as long as he doesn't make a *habit* out of it.

    :runs for cover: :oops:
     
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    Where you running to trip? hmmm? or is there something ur not telling us? :dry:
     
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