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Just how do you give more than 100%

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Fergal1982, Feb 22, 2008.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,
    B-U-L-L -S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S -I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+ 9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,

    It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing

    That will put you over the top.
     
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  2. greenbrucelee
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    ha ha :lol:
     
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  3. nXPLOSi

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    Lol, good stuff :)
     
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  4. OceanPacific

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    Thats probably the most brilliant thing ive read in years.
     
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  5. sunn

    sunn Gigabyte Poster

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    It’s funnier when you see it to be true!
     
  6. Pady

    Pady Nibble Poster

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    so this is why i have been getting no where!
     
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  7. Theprof

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    LMAO, that's way too funny.
     
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  8. csx

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    hehe, true though!
     
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  9. Mitzs
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    Mitzs Ducktape Goddess

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    I would suggest that you apply some ruby red and pucker up buddy. :biggrin
     
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