Joke Of The Day

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A
guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion."

The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.

The man said "I would like a million dollars."

The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.

Then the man said,

"Scare me half to death."

 

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that is hilarous moominboy

this really is the joke of the day.

 

He must really *hate* his ex.