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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Sep 2, 2007.

  1. farmer

    farmer Byte Poster

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    John and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft
    mechanics at Aberdeen Airport.

    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
    with nothing to do.

    John said, 'Man, I wish we hid sommin to drink!'

    Jim says, 'Me in a. Y'kaen, a've heard ye can drink jet fuel an get a
    buzz. Di ye wanna try it?'

    So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane jet fuel
    hooch and got completely smashed.

    The next morning John wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!

    NO bad side effects. Nothing!

    Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, Hey, how ye feeling the
    day?'

    John says, 'Smashing! Fit about you?'

    Jim says, 'Brand spanking new! Got a hangover?'

    John says , 'No that jet fuel is just the dogs b*ll*cks! -- nae
    hangover, nethin. We shid dee this mair afen'

    Jim says 'Aye, well there's jist the one thing.'

    'Fit's at then?'

    'Hiv yi farted yet?'

    ' Er, - No '

    Well, DINNA, 'cause I'm in Bloody Norway!
     
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  2. stuPeas

    stuPeas Megabyte Poster

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    Nice one. Could have done with a translator, but I still got it!!:D
     
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  3. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Forum Leader

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    Funny lol!
     
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  4. Pady

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    made me laugh - nice one :)
     
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